does someone want to write a love letter for me please help me ill do something for u likek promo u or s/t

im having so much fun doing my project!! in english, we’re making poetry books due thursday and we have to make 10 different types of poems and then we can do whatever we want so i did that and now i’m making list poems like

to do list

• eat 
• sleep
• blog
• repeat

and the thing is, im just using so many text posts and stealing them like im gonna make a ‘fun pranks’ list and use the cocaine one like ‘replace salt with cocaine and watch your friend get a drug addiction’ and YEAH if u wanna help me and tell me types of poems to do, please do!!

Rolling in the Deep Pussy

i am honestly Hilarious please trust me. it just so happens that these Bursts of Humor only come out when i’m alone and when nobody sees me

a bunch of middle schoolers came to my school today and im in student council so my stuco class and i played games with them and one of the games was a questionnaire so the question was ‘harry potter or twilight’ and this shitty 7th grader is like TWILIGHT HARRY POTTER SUCKS SO MCUH and i was like wtf and then we had to say our opinions on gya marriage and she was like ‘no thats disgusting and god didnt want that to ever happen’ and that made me feel better because i Realized that her opinion and words held no value 

i dont have any internet friends anymore

These 

Are 

Getting

Annoying

Yeah

 try this Weird tip to lose weight. it sounds really weird and Crazy but trust me…. you dont eat as much….and you exercise a little more…..it’s crazy I know i know 

as the young clownfish finished putting on his eyeliner and played the next song by my chemical romance, Marlin finally realized that his son had become a true Nemo

if only i could generate as much money as i do self pity 

1. YOUR MOM!!
2. YOUR MOM!!
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10. YOUR MOM!!