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how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

Anonymous said: No one cares

That’s not really nice i care about my birthday and i count 

My birthday is in 3 days and I am very excited

senior?? more like senior citizens! hate your upper classmen and rise up against them and create a Dystopian society

Girls: He has to be at least 6ft tall, full head of hair, face like Zac Efron, and abs of steel.
Me: I prefer girls who shave their armpits
Girls: Wow dudebro, thanks for upholding another unattainble standard that women are force to strive for. You don't even like that, you've just been brainwashed by the media and magazine industry to not like hairy girls.
gookgod: this post is so fucking bad
akame-ga-kill: i like girls who are anime and big titty'd

kelvinbenjamin replied to your post: relationship goals

I haven’t seen u on my dash in forever

tru i’ve been doing stuff irl it’s been fun 



Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus


today i received all of the textbooks for my classes and they were rlly heavy and they all dropped in the hall and nobody offered 2 help me i am so upset w the lack of high school cliches in my life

personality test: what drinks do you serve your guests?


juice: childish

soda: you are sweet

beer: you are cool

wine: you are old

tea: you are classical

coffee: you love coffee!