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humor???/ so funny???? i don’t understand ‘jokes’ nowadays

humor???/ so funny???? i don’t understand ‘jokes’ nowadays

airnutting:

i will hate on every single cute couple i see until i am in a cute relationship myself i dont even care how bitter this makes me seem this is real this is me

i always have to triplecheck that i’m on private session on spotify bc i dont need my fb friends seeing i listened to turn down for what 5 times in a row 

vinebox:

Candy aisle …it’s Easter in my soul 💐🍭 by Katie Ryan

i am sick and tired [of your shit!] nah i just have a cold and i’m exhausted. just kidding around with you, kiddo. have a great night!

tupacabra:

buti-knew-him:

tupacabra:

some people on tumblr don’t like me so instead of logging the fuck out where i could just go on with my life i’m choosing to stay online and complain about how an anonymous person called me a name once: the life and times of straight people

shockingly, people don’t like being automatically assumed as bigots, especially if they make an honest effort to be open-minded of lifestyles that are not their own and someone decides to make a snap judgement about them based on their sexual orientation, because hey, that’s a new and progressive concept: the life and times of you’re a bigot

shockingly, this happens to the LGBT community every day where snap decisions are made about them based on their sexual/gender identity.  i’m not going to let someone tell me that “making an honest effort to be open-minded of lifestyles that are not one’s own” is a behavior that should be rewarded when it’s how people should be in the first place. nobody kicks you out of your house because you’re straight. your parents won’t disown you or threaten to kill you if you’re straight. but hey, i’m glad YOU fit into today’s heteronormative society: the sequel

circumcising said: whereas my canadian polar bear trip to school makes me v crabby and puts me in a bad mood

good statement but the fact that ur extremely nice proves it wrong. maybe the constant consumption of maple syrup makes u happy and kind

school is important i guess. where else can you learn how to bubble in ‘swag yolo’ into scantron sheets and get 35% 

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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dont ruin a girls mascara. ruin her lipstick by smashing it with a sledgehammer as she cries because it cost $24 at sephora 

susemoji:

HAPPY PASSOVER חג שמח!! To everyone tonight!!!!

overexposed selfie that doesnt rlly look like me for passover is the new trend i’m starting

overexposed selfie that doesnt rlly look like me for passover is the new trend i’m starting

susemoji said: im horrible so i eat bread my family too busy to fuck w/ matza….even though i actually like matzos ;///

are u kidding me that isnt fair can you make your family talk to mine and convince them 2 let me eat bread?? and who are you who even likes matzah besides crazy people WOW