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I don’t know what to do with my life now

I don’t know what to do with my life now

foxgrl replied to your post: eyeliner literally changes my whole fa…

use sharpie

my friend’s mom literally got it tattooed on her eyelid and also got lipliner tattooed and i think its rlly funny

eyeliner literally changes my whole face it’s amazing to watch but at the same time v saddening when i take it off

neongenesisevangaylion:

i’ve gradually come to enjoy my dopey smile over the years

neongenesisevangaylion:

i’ve gradually come to enjoy my dopey smile over the years

it took me such a long time to realize that the show ‘big brother’ was named that bc of like 1984 and gov. is always watching…..we’re always watching the ppl on big brother’s every move……it took me too long to realize this

seriousjones:

the scene in always sunny where donovan mcnabb gives an inspirational speech about mcdonalds should be added to the library of congress

galaxys4 said: I AGREE WITH YOU LITERALLY 1000000000% I’VE WATCHED ALL THE SEASONS OVER 5 TIMES BRO

i was so close to getting a danny devito phone case bc of that show but i decided to go with steve buscemi but sometimes i wonder if i’ve made the right choice

"Women’s grueling, lifelong, losing battle to transform themselves into magical, flawless creatures with Disney hair and 15-inch waists and massive ham-lips is not for the benefit of women. And when men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy."
— Lindy West  (via thewastedgeneration)

watching its always sunny has been one of the greatest things i’ve done w/ my life 

i changed my ringtone to ‘dayman aahhhh fighter of the nightman ahhh’ and i can tell that this is going to get my life on the right track now

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"